- What is my age:
- I'm over fifty
Here's a look at some of the plus best pick up lines ever. Sure, they're cheesy, corny, cute and even a little bit dirty sorry, we had to throw a Harry Potter pick up line in therebut in the end, they're all funny and a few are hilarious. And hey, sometimes that's all you need to break the ice. What are your other two wishes?
So if you have your sights set on someone, this is one way to break the ice or get them to crack a smile. Need inspiration to find the perfect cheesy pick up line? Probably best reserved for friends and ificant others as opposed to complete strangers. Looking for other ways to pick up the ladies or gentlemen? Check out our dirty pick up linesStar Wars pick up linesand more! What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick-up line.
Funny pick up lines
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Are you religious? Hey, tie your shoes! Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that. Can I borrow your lips? Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If you were a library book, I would check you out. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Dirty pick-up lines
I was looking for your. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. My lips are like Skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow? Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you from Tennessee? I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? Did you fall from the sky? I was going to wear this exact same outfit tonight. Do you have an extra heart? You stole mine. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here. Are you a beaver? Cause damn!
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are? Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip? Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? Would you like to be one of them?
Did you swallow magnets? Let us let only latex stand between our love. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Are you craving Pizza? Are those pants on sale? You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true! Are you Australian?
Funny lines to use on your crush
Because you meet all of my koala-fications. Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you. Because you never leave my mind. Are you a magician? When I look at you, everything disappears. My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional? Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! Do you want to pet puppies together one day? You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
I lost my keys… can I check your pants? Are you the sun?
Do I have to for your package? My phone is broken.
The best funny pick up lines
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. What did you say your name was? Can I try it on after we have sex?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Can I borrow a kiss? Are you a campfire? My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency.
Want to go back to my place and save me? Are you my homework? Are your legs made of Nutella?